“She’s the reason there are directions on a shampoo bottle.” Quote T-Shirt | EFG Collection
Price range: $16.83 through $21.28
Description
Simple, sharp, and brutally funny — this shirt features another unforgettable line from Senator John Kennedy:
“She’s the reason there are directions on a shampoo bottle.”
Printed clean and centered across the chest, it’s a perfect mix of dry humor and Southern charm. The EFG logo rests subtly at the hem, giving it a signature designer touch. Crafted from soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee drapes naturally and feels great whether worn solo or layered. Reinforced shoulder taping and a ribbed collar keep it in shape, while a tear-away label keeps it irritation-free.
Classic fit. Classic wit. 100% Kennedy.
Product features
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100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, smooth, breathable fabric
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Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean drape
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Ribbed collar and shoulder taping for shape retention and durability
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Tear-away label for comfort; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
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DTG printing method for crisp, low-profile text that stays soft to the touch
Care instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) with similar colors
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Do not bleach or dry clean
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Iron on low heat if needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
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