“Kale Tastes Like I’d Rather Be Fat” Quote T-Shirt | EFG Collection

Description

A little southern honesty never hurt anyone. This shirt features one of the funniest, most relatable lines ever spoken:
“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat.”

Printed clean and centered across the chest with a subtle EFG logo near the hem, this tee brings humor and simplicity together perfectly. Made from lightweight, ring-spun cotton, it feels soft, smooth, and breathable — ideal for everyday wear or casual layering. Reinforced shoulder seams and a ribbed collar hold their shape, and the tear-away label keeps it comfortable from day one.

Because sometimes, the truth just tastes better.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, premium feel

• Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth drape

• Ribbed collar and shoulder taping for stability and durability

• Tear-away label for comfort; Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton

• DTG printing for crisp, flexible text that stays soft to the touch

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Do not bleach or dry clean

• Iron on low heat if needed