“God, Please Give Me Patience—Because If You Give Me Strength, I’m Going to Need Bail Money” Quote T-Shirt | EFG Collection

Description

We’ve all had those days. The boss talks too long, traffic won’t move, someone in line at the store is arguing with the cashier — and you can feel your patience evaporating by the second. That’s where this shirt comes in.

Featuring one of Senator John Kennedy’s most hilariously relatable quotes:
“God, please give me patience—because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money.”

It’s a perfect release valve for anyone who’s ever had to bite their tongue and keep it together. This tee delivers the laugh we all need on the days that push us too far.

Printed clean and centered across the chest with a small EFG mark near the hem, the design stays crisp without adding bulk. Made from lightweight ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and smooth against the skin — ideal for everyday wear or layering under a jacket. Reinforced shoulder seams and a ribbed collar keep the shape, and the tear-away label ensures all-day comfort.

A little humor, a little truth, and a whole lot of sanity — wrapped in one perfect shirt.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, smooth, and breathable

• Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean drape and long-lasting comfort

• Ribbed collar and shoulder taping for shape retention and durability

• Tear-away label for comfort; Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton

• DTG printing for crisp, low-profile text that stays soft and flexible

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Do not bleach or dry clean

• Iron on low heat if needed