“Kale Tastes Like I’d Rather Be Fat” Quote T-Shirt | EFG Collection

Price range: $16.83 through $21.28

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SKU: N/A Categories: Funny Shirts, Merch

Description

A little southern honesty never hurt anyone. This shirt features one of the funniest, most relatable lines ever spoken:
“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat.”

Printed clean and centered across the chest with a subtle EFG logo near the hem, this tee brings humor and simplicity together perfectly. Made from lightweight, ring-spun cotton, it feels soft, smooth, and breathable — ideal for everyday wear or casual layering. Reinforced shoulder seams and a ribbed collar hold their shape, and the tear-away label keeps it comfortable from day one.

Because sometimes, the truth just tastes better.

Product features

100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, premium feel
Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth drape
Ribbed collar and shoulder taping for stability and durability
Tear-away label for comfort; Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
DTG printing for crisp, flexible text that stays soft to the touch

Care instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach or dry clean
Iron on low heat if needed

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Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50